Script:
Napoleon: Where have you been?
Pedro: I got sick.
Napoleon: Has Summer said anything to you yet?
Pedro: No, not yet.
Napoleon: Well, she said no.
Pedro: She did? Well, what about that other girl?
Napoleon: What other girl?
Pedro: The one that left all that crap on your porch.
Napoleon: You mean Deb?
Pedro: Yes, her.
Napoleon: What about her?
Pedro: Well, I asked her out too.
Napoleon: What? Well, nobody’s gonna go out with me.
Pedro: Have you asked anybody yet?
Napoleon: No, but who would? I don’t even have any good skills.
Pedro: What do you mean?
Napoleon: You know, like… nunchaku skills, bow hunting skills… computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
Pedro: Aren’t you pretty good at drawing, like… animals and warriors and stuff?
Napoleon: Yes. Probably the best that I know of.
Pedro: Just draw a picture of the girl you want to take out… and give it to her for, like, a gift or something.
Napoleon: That’s a pretty good idea.
Vocabulary:
Hunt: To chase and kill wild animals. 狩る.
Example Sentence: They hunted the rabbits.
Computer: An electronic machine that can store lots of data. コンピュータ.
Example Sentence: We’ve put all our records on computer.
Draw: To create a picture by making lines or marks. 絵を描く.
Example Sentence: She drew a picture of a tree.
Animal: Something that moves and is not a plant. 動物.
Example Sentence: I love seeing animals at the zoo.
Probably: Something that is very likely. 多分.
Example Sentence: I’ll probably be home by midnight.
Give: To provide someone with something. くれる.
Example Sentence: Her parents gave her a car for her birthday.
Gift: Something you give to someone. 贈り物.
Example Sentence: I gave it to her as a birthday gift.
Vocabulary Exercise:
Porch Skill Computer Give
Gift Animal Draw Probably
Fill in the blanks with the most correct word from the list above. Note that some of the words will need to be conjugated to make the sentence correct.
- I will ______________________ go to the party tonight.
- He plays on his ______________________ all day.
- We sat on his ______________________ and looked at the stars.
- He sat and ______________________ a picture of a cat.
- The student had no real ______________________ at math.
- His girlfriend ______________________ him chocolate on Valentine’s Day.
- At the birthday party, they all gave him ______________________.
- She eats like an ______________________.
Grammar:
{Noun} only want {Noun}
- Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.
- I only want friends who are kind.
- She only wants pictures of him.
- The teacher only wants yesterday’s homework.
Want to {Verb}
- Draw a picture of the girl you want to take out.
- I want to go to John’s party on Saturday.
- She wants to see that movie.
- He wants to study English all night.
Has {noun} {verbed}?
- Has Summer said anything to you yet?
- Has she finished the homework?
- Have you talked to the teacher yet?
- Have they taken the test already?
Just {verb}
- Just draw a picture of the girl you want to take out.
- Just eat it already!
- Can you just finish it?
- Just ask her out.